Funny Joke: The Peasant and the Princess

Once upon a time, in a kingdom, a peasant had a bet with a friend.

'Wanna bet I can fuck the Princess?' he asks.

'Okay, it's a bet,' his friend says.

The peasant goes to apply for a job as a servant in the palace.

'What is your name, lad?' the King asks him.

'Oh, Your Majesty, it's a weird name and I'm terribly ashamed,' he answers.

'Come on, tell me and I promise not to laugh,' the monarch insists.

'My name is Yourdick,' the peasant says.

'It is a weird name indeed, but anyway,' the King comments.

Later, the Queen comes across him.

'What is your name, lad?' she asks.

'Oh, Your Majesty, it's a weird name and I'm terribly ashamed,' he answers.

'Come on, tell me and I promise not to laugh,' she insists.

'My name is Vagina,' he answers.

'It is a weird name indeed, but anyway,' the Queen comments.

Later, he comes across the Princess.

'What is your name, lad?' she asks.

'Oh, Your Highness, it's a weird name and I'm terribly ashamed,' he answers.

'Come on, tell me and I promise not to laugh,' she insists.

'My name is Mystomach,' he answers.

'It is a weird name indeed, but anyway,' the Princess comments.

In the night, the peasant sneaks into the Princesses bedroom and starts fucking her.

'Mom, Mystomach is hurting me,' the Princess cries.

'Well, you shouldn't have eaten so much. Drink some soda,' the Queen suggests.

However, the Princess keeps crying, so her mother goes to her room to see what is going on. When she gets in, she sees the peasant fucking the Princess.

'Honey, come here, quick. Vagina is between our daughter's legs,' she screams.

'Well, isn't that where it is supposed to be?' the King asks, baffled.

However, the Queen keeps hollering, so the King goes to see what is going on. When he gets in the Princesses room, he sees the peasant, who has just finished and is zipping his fly, ready to jump out of the window.

Then, the King, outraged, screams, 'Guards, catch Yourdick and beat him to within an inch of his life!'

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