Funny Joke: The Farmer and the Ringmaster

Once upon a time, in a rural area, there was a poor, uneducated farmer.

One time, a circus came to the town. The farmer decided to visit it. After all, having spent all his life in his hometown, he had never seen such a thing. He was so excited and impressed.

During the opening sequence, the ringmaster cried, 'AND NOW, BEFORE OUR SHOW BEGINS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE WANKER!'

The next moment, all the spotlights were pointed at the farmer, who, needless to say, was laughed at and humiliated.

Book Review: Veronica and Edward

 

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Both of them are nice and easygoing. Both of them are jolly, sometimes even when they're supposed to be serious (Edward, perhaps, a little more). Both of them are stubborn (Veronica, perhaps, a little more).

And, most importantly, neither of them is exactly... ahem, monogamous! If you think that an open relationship cannot be romantic, read not this book.

Queen Veronica and King Edward, one of the most eccentric couples in the Commonwealth Empire!

When they first met, they were just two six year old heirs to the thrones of their respective homelands. Their love story spans a period of decades.

Watch the two royals grow up together. Watch them slowly transition from innocence to sexuality, from friendship to... so much more! Watch their efforts to unify their respective kingdoms into a single sovereign state. Watch the problems arising from their dysfunctional relationship with their daughter, Princess Isabella, who is anything but cool with her parents' unconventional sex life.

Can this royal family be kept together? Hard to say. 

 

It took me forever to complete this romance novel, but it was so worth it!

The story takes place in a fictional world, but in modern settings, with some fantasy elements here and there. It is the love story of Queen Veronica and King Edward of the fictional Commonwealth Empire.

Book Review: Whoops Pregnancies

 

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It can happen to any sexually active woman. It can happen in countless ways, many of which you can't even imagine.

Five women very different from one another are accidentally impregnated. Each of them under different circumstances. With each of them dealing with it in a different way.

So, at the end of the day, is there life after an accidental pregnancy? Well, read this novella and judge for yourselves.

 

The second book of my 'In Parallel' series. Predictably, the recipe is the same as in the first book: Short stories about different people are intercut with one another throughout the novella sized book, having an element in common.

This time, the characteristic the stories of the book share is the following: All of them are about women who somehow end up pregnant without having planned it.

Book Review: Sex Between Besties

 

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Sometimes, it is planned. Sometimes, it is unplanned. Sometimes it devastates a friendship. Sometimes it evolves it into something even better. Sometimes it's just a harmless, fun break with a neutral effect on the friendship.

Six pairs of lifelong friends end up having it. Each pair under different circumstances. With each pair facing a very different aftermath.

So, at the end of the day, is sex between friends a good idea? Well, read this novella and judge for yourselves.

 

Having written all those long, epic, masterpiecious (is this even a word?) novels, this time, I decided to go for something lighter, fluffier.

The title is self explanatory. Some people might grumble that it's too straightforward. Then again, the whole book, from the beginning to the end, talks about exactly that thing. There is no point in hiding it in the title with innuendos.

Book Review: A Heart from Hell

 

 

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The impeccable priest. That's what his flock calls him. Father John is a gem of righteousness. So righteous that everyone adores and reveres him. 

So righteous that the Devil has a bet with God, as in Job's case, millennia ago. This time, the rules of the bet are the following: One of Satan's demons will take the form of an attractive woman and be sent to Earth to try to tempt Father John into breaking his lifelong virginity vow. Will the Reverend pass the test? 

Or, a better question is, who will end up being tested in the end? Can a demon really have a... change of heart? It sounds crazy, and yet... 

 

I know what most of you are gonna think after reading the back cover blurb above. Succubus! Right?

Well, not exactly. A succubus is female to begin with. In my story, demons are genderless. They can transform into humans, be it male or female, depending on the requirements of their respective missions (I hope the LGBTQ community will not accuse me of transphobia). Their true forms are those of gigantic, hideous monsters. And they stink like hell (no pun with their natural habitat intended!) In other respects, their voices are as pleasant as the sound of nails scratching a chalkboard and consonants are the dominant letters in their ludicrously and unnecessarily long names.

I don't know how much all the above is consistent with what the Bible says, but, hey, who cares? Anything for the sake of a good story!

Book Review: I Love You Superbia

 

 

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Indeed he loves her. And who can blame him? She has the whole package. She's powerful but also beautiful. Fierce but also girlie. Tough but also sensitive. Self disciplined but also free spirited. She's the perfect woman.

There is just one thing that is getting in the way. Superbia does not exist! She is the main character of an animated show. As much as he insists that she exists and they will be together someday.

Past a point, he starts seeing her. Hearing her. Feeling her. Talking to her. Making love to her!

Everybody believes that he suffers from schizophrenia. I mean, this has to be the case. Superbia is just a fictional superheroine. She can't be a real person. Right? RIGHT? 

 

The story of how I came to write this paranormal romance novel is a kinda funny one.

Book Review: It Took Me 1265 Summers to Realize

 

   

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John, a socially inept teenager, has led a frustrating life for as long as he can remember. Until, at the end of a summer, he discovers a magic sphere. Now, instead of going back to school, he can go back two months in time and experience this summer again. As many times as he wishes!

John soon realizes that the more times he experiences this summer, the better he makes it. And the better he makes it, the less inclined he is to finally let this damned fall come.

And so, he willingly stays in this time loop for years, decades, centuries. He thinks that he's in control, but the truth is that the magic sphere has taken control of his life.

Little by little, without him realizing it, this process turns him into something horrific, something he had never imagined he could become.

Don't miss this psychological thriller.

I bet all of you have heard of the time loop trope and most of you have read/watched something related to the aforementioned trope. The Groundhog Day movie is a popular example; most likely, all of you have heard of that film, even if you have never actually watched it. Myself, I haven't either. 

Anyway, one day, when I was aimlessly walking on the streets, it occurred to me that I could make way better use of the time loop trope than anyone else ever has. And so, I wrote this novel.