Book Review: I Love You Superbia

 

 

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE BOOK'S PAGE ON AMAZON.

 

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Indeed he loves her. And who can blame him? She has the whole package. She's powerful but also beautiful. Fierce but also girlie. Tough but also sensitive. Self disciplined but also free spirited. She's the perfect woman.

There is just one thing that is getting in the way. Superbia does not exist! She is the main character of an animated show. As much as he insists that she exists and they will be together someday.

Past a point, he starts seeing her. Hearing her. Feeling her. Talking to her. Making love to her!

Everybody believes that he suffers from schizophrenia. I mean, this has to be the case. Superbia is just a fictional superheroine. She can't be a real person. Right? RIGHT? 

 

The story of how I came to write this paranormal romance novel is a kinda funny one.

One time, a few months ago, when I was roaming Facebook groups and pestering everybody and their mommas to buy my novels like a creepy psycho politely recommending my novels to other members of the aforementioned groups, someone replied to one of my posts and was like, 'Your book covers are dull. I showed your Amazon author page to my children. One laughed, the other made a whistling sound.'

That made me realize that the cover, that aspect which I hadn't given much attention to until then, is actually one of a book's main selling points. Everybody judges a book by its cover, despite what the well known saying says.

Having got annoyed but also more determined than ever, I searched on Google Images and found a picture that would make a really awesome cover. And so, with some modifications on my part, the awesome cover was ready.

That was the first time I had devoted so much time and effort to making a cover for one of my novels. In fact, that was the first time I had made the cover before actually writing the novel!

So, all that was now left to do to become a successful and famous author and experience the things I was born for was write a good story that matched the aforementioned cover. 

So, what should my next novel be about? Hmm, decisions, decisions... Suddenly, I remembered a piece of advice someone had given me on a forum once: 'Write about something you have earnt the right to.'

Come to think of it, good advice. But what had someone like me earnt the right to write about? I mean, I'm a nerd with zero social life, someone who, occasionally, even feels sexual attraction to animated girls... Wait a minute, had I just said 'attraction to animated girls'? That was it!

I had just come up with the idea for my next novel. In the past, countless stories have been written about all kinds of paraphilias. All kinds except one: Nobody had ever written anything about toonophilia, aka schediaphilia, attraction to cartoon characters. That was what I was going to write about: the story of a boy in love with a cartoon girl!

Two months later, after unbelievably hard work, the first toonophilia, paranormal romance novel in the history of mankind was ready! I'm writing history here, honeys!

My masterpiece comprises 21 chapters (22, if you count the epilogue as well), most of which are structured in the following manner: The first part of the chapter in question includes an 'excerpt' from one or another episode of 'Purity Generates Power', the fictional, animated tv show which Superbia is the main character of (that part is written in italics). The second part of the chapter follows the main story of the novel, the story of a boy in real world, a boy who is madly in love with Superbia.

The aforementioned boy (whose name I cannot mention in this review, because the reader isn't supposed to know it before a certain point later in the story) interacts with several other interesting characters, such as his family members, some peers, Anna Cream (the fictional creator of the 'Purity Generates Power' fictional animated show) and, of course, past a point, Superbia herself. Is she real? Is she a hallucination? Buy my book and give me your money to find out.

 

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